This blog post is completely pointless other than to communicate with my mother, who does not have Facebook and doesn't check her e-mail because she's a loser.
MOM
When I get back to Seattle, you are going to drive up to Eugene and I am going to drive down and see you and we are going to get this tattooed on ourselves:
Look how small it is! It's amazing and iconic and will only take about 15 minutes to tattoo on both of us. I won't ask your opinion because you don't have a choice. I'll pay for yours. And I'll pay for your hotel. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
